Just to clarify...

I have had (fortunately?unfortunatelyy?) the opportunity to participate in several topics of conversation lately. So I'll clear up a few things.

Aliens and the accompanied abductions

Ahem. Really? Little green (or gray or whatever your favourite colour) lifeforms have arrived consistently over the years to probe, tag, experiment and generally harass humans? I think not. If an intelligent being has stumbled across our little swirly marble on an interstellar journey and if said being has abducted at least one man and one woman, then I'm reasonably certain they should be thoroughly discouraged.

If the alien life form has the technology to get here undetected, "borrow" farmer Bob and maiden Mary, probe, dissect, reassemble, tag and release the subjects on some sort of intergalactic catch and release program I'm thinking there isn't anything to see here now. The idea is ludicrous.Move along citizens, Go about your business. Move along.... "It's obvious they have something to gain". I don't think they do. Allegedly, they have technology beyond ours, they must. They flit about the galaxy hither and thither unseen except by the chosen few on some sort of "fact gathering sponsored tour". If they wanted to colonize the planet that shouldn't be a stretch for them. We aren't that complicated nor that smart to prevent it. I think people have wacky imaginations. I don't think we are the only intelligent life out there, but what if we were? What if we are "it". That's dull isn't it.

Then of course that segways (and not the little two wheeled thingy either) into my next topic:

Conspiracies and Government Secrets

Who cares? Governments have had secrets for centuries. They had secrets yesterday, will have them tomorrow and so on. They had them before I was born and will have them after I am dead. I don't care, they're entitled to their secrets, unfortunately people are nosey....and bunch of Pinocchio's that want to know everybody's business. "But there keeping something from us". Yep. That's why it's a secret.

"but they have secret bases that claim not to exist". Yes and NO. I don't think they deny those things, they can't exactly fire up the klingon cloaking device can they (Klingons don't exist either but that would be kinda cool). They just don't talk about it nor acknowledge them because...wait for it....it's a secret! They don't deny Area 51, nor Cheyenne mountain nor the myriad of other bases exist. You can go right up to them (don't recommend touching the fence), they're there. Your just not on the guest list. The Government does stuff there. What kind? Who cares. You woke up this morning and assuming your not a insomniac you will go to sleep tonight. The bases will still be there and you still won't know what's going on. Status quo. What's your neighbour doing? I bet he doesn't want you to know either.

"but they can track you and know what your doing". OK. Riveting life I lead isn't it. Track me, Watch me. See where I am, what I spending. I'm not doing anything wrong. Wait, A blog on Aliens and Secrets and Governments....you do know the blog has been flagged? You accessed it. they going to come and kick your door in right now, Maybe mine, I don't care. I'll serve them tea. My next blog entry will be on spaghetti sauce. That certainly is noteworthy isn't it. I think somebody has a better job than me. Government pension, regular hours...to do what? Watch other people. Well, watch away. You may get a laugh.

Vampires

Vampires don't exist. It's preposterous. The very notion that an immortal rises at night to feed of the blood of people is...absurd. The very notion of an immortal is stupid.Did you catch your reflection in the mirror? No? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Good one. Nothing turns into a bat or sprouts wings at an "abracadabra I am a bat" except of course Bugs Bunny. They don't exist. If they did, I'd just ask the Pope to bless the oceans. One good rainstorm and it's goodnight gracey. Vlad the impaler was real, folks stories to keep to children on their toes pass on as great stories. "Fear will keep the local systems in line".....just sayin'.