Recently, I was driving with the top down on The Jeep. A slightly breeze blowing west east, sunny and not a bad day. Cruising around this metropolis can be done in a reasonably short amount of time and at a reasonable speed (50km/h unless otherwise.....you get the idea). So, a person, a reasonable person, would expect to maybe smell the poplars blowing, the fresh cut grass, even that early fall kinda musty smell...not unpleasant, not overpowering, just sort of natural.
A reasonable person would not expect to be driving at 50km/h, pass a pedestrian walking on the sidewalk 10 to 15 feet away, crosswind and be overwhelmed with perfume from said pedestrian. I guess it would have been mildly tolerable if it had been an isolated incident, but apparently the french whore festival was in town and it was everywhere.
Really? Really. Apparently it's all the rage here. Perhaps, just perhaps, they're covering the eau de booze from the night before, but showering usually works.
It's not attractive. Its not an attractant. It has just become a repellent. Not even a bee could stand up to that. I realise from time to time I have overdosed myself with cologne, it happens, usually when I'm not paying attention, but I will attempt to fix the problem.
Just sayin'. It's just not fucking done that way....It's just not.
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